This Week's Sid Tyler Facts

Even though I'm mad at Sid for being a liberal surrender monkey, here's this week's long-awaited Sid Tyler facts:

• Sid Tyler puts the "cock" in "cock-a-doodle-doo"


• Sid Tyler can sneeze with his eyes open.


• The sun rises when Sid Tyler rises.


• Some people like to eat frog's legs. Sid Tyler likes to eat lizard's legs. Hence, snakes.


• Sid Tyler knows the exact locations of Waldo and Carmen Sandiego


• Nobody does it like Sara Lee. Except Sid Tyler


• Sid Tyler uses the Rose Bowl to eat his Corn Flakes in the morning.


• Helen Keller's favorite color is Sid Tyler.


• Moses actually led the chosen people through the desert for 40 years to try and escape Sid.


• When you say "nobody's perfect", Sid Tyler takes this as a personal insult.
• The original script for "Three's Company" had Sid Tyler replacing Mr. Roper as the landlord. In Season 5, Sid Tyler kills Jack Tripper with a legal sized envelope.

- AP