But residents sleep easy as most feel safe to keep the windows open at night.
Word that Steve Madison is prowling Madison Heights lookin' for a teenage girlfriend are unfounded. He's really cruising PCH in Huntington Beach. Airheaderlein is reported to be lookin' for more open space for Pasadena while deep sea diving in the Arctic. Sid Tyler's ridding the world of invaders from the planet Victorville, according to AP. Jacquie Robinson is spending two weeks at Plato's Retreat. Mayor Bogaard and the little woman are climbing K2 searching for the elusive Yeti. Margaret McAustin is sunning on the beach in Maui with gleeful cabana boys rubbing sunscreen on her back every twenty minutes whether she needs it or not. Victor Gordo is playing midfield for the Mexican National under 15 y.o. girls' soccer team. Chris Holden is filming a guest appearance on Grey's Anatomy. He's the guy suffering from elephantitis of the ego.
Sleep well Pasadena. The council will be back in session on July 14.
D.
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
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Chris Holden has only one line in the show, too:
"Shiiiiiiiiiiiit."
Glad that Madison is out prowling the high schools and playgrounds. I'll call Dateline NBC.
Plato's retreat? Is it 1979?
Plato's Retreat? Shit! I meant the place the government leaders go to play caveman and eat squirrel and shit. What's that called?
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